Buster was telling someone about his second wife. The guy asked "What happened with your first?". Buster said "Oh I'm still married to him too". The guy said "That's bigamy!". Buster said...

ScotchBright
06.04.2011 - 08:42

"No, it's big 'o me; you don't know how much I do for those
bums Patriot Games and the other nym of mine I married!".

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