Buster's buddy asked him if he wanted to go to the strip club. Buster says "Why? I like a good tease as much as the next guy, but the kids in the neighborhood don't charge!".

ScotchBright
06.04.2011 - 09:27

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

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